Office Stroller Pillows

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Man walking his dog (colour)

"Pampered?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Honey, run!"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Trapped in a painting

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."