Street Stroller Gifts

Brow-beaten wife takes delight in window shopping.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Honey, run!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Sunday in the park'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'