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'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Honey, run!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Some walk, huh?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Sunday in the park'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'