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The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

Nature Lovers

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Man walking his dog (colour)

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Trapped in a painting

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

Parents compare buggies

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"I could do that."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'