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The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Man walking his dog (colour)

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Honey, run!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Some walk, huh?"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Trapped in a painting

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"I could do that."

Parents compare buggies

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'