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(Early Signs of Spring #2) A stroll in the country

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Happy Easter

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Man walking his dog (colour)

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Complaints Desk

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Honey, run!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'