Spring Stroller Pillows

(Early Signs of Spring #2) A stroll in the country

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Happy Easter

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Man walking his dog (colour)

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Complaints Desk

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Honey, run!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Sunday in the park'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'