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Complaints Desk

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

The High Line at Giza

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Honey, run!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Trapped in a painting

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'