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Trapped in a painting

"I could do that."

"I don't know art, but I know that I like sex."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mr. Right!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

No littering...

Misunderstood artist

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

The sunglasses.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"That must be the artist over there."

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

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