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"Yes, Mother. I can see you've been to the hairstylist."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I can't stand picking it up.'

"My master and I still go for a walk every day, but we now stop for a rest at every park bench..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Man walking his dog (colour)

"Some walk, huh?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

We need a longer selfie stick.

'Sunday in the park'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

Trapped in a painting

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'