Nature Stroller Mugs

"Yes, Mother. I can see you've been to the hairstylist."

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I can't stand picking it up.'

"My master and I still go for a walk every day, but we now stop for a rest at every park bench..."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Don't even think about it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Man walking his dog (colour)

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Some walk, huh?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

We need a longer selfie stick.

'Sunday in the park'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Trapped in a painting

'Man, this guy's killing me!'