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Donna Karan's Nightmare

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

'Forget about the corporate giants, aim for the pedestrians.'

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."

"Block robocall number...text friend...block robocall number..."

Manhole Warning

'Pedestrian Rest Area.'

'Apparently there's a nice little Italian round the corner.'

Woman with baby and dog carrier

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

Sanitation

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"My daddy's rich and my ma is good-lookin'

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

The High Line at Giza

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Complaints Desk

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Pampered?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."