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Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Mine's still in bed."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."