Infant Stylist T-Shirts

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

'Baby's first two-step.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

Baby Hairstyles.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...