Infant Stylist Mugs

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

Baby Hairstyles.

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Vivienne Westwood

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.