Child Fashionista Mugs

"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Tuck Shop

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Nice bling!'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Snake Dress-Up

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Do these come in blue?'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Proper little princess.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Designer Baby.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'