Child Fashionista T-Shirts

"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Tuck Shop

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Nice bling!'

Elvis Presley

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

Proper little princess.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Designer Baby.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."