Young Fashionista T-Shirts

"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Snake Dress-Up

"It's a midriff warmer."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Urban Life.

'Do these come in blue?'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

The Gangsters.

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Dressing up

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'