Young Fashionista Gifts

"Could you direct us to the pre-pre-pre-ten department?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

Urban Life.

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"It's a midriff warmer."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Future Old People

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

The Gangsters.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Dressing up