Future Fashionista Gifts

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'

Little Princess.

Future Old People

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Tuck Shop

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Fashion Nursery School

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Girl trying to be a woman

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"He's still defining his brand."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'