Fashionista Wannabe Gifts

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

The Rebrand

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

"Why do you wear those baggy pants?"

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bad hair day!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The height of fashion in 1796

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Do you think that's wise?'

A women in a shoeshop.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!