Youth Fashionista Gifts

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Proper little princess.

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."

"Dad, you're embarrassing! Tom's front is over here!"