Teen Fashionista Gifts

Two men with very low slung trousers assessing the leaning tower of Pisa; 'No way is that going to fall down anytime soon.'

"Dad, you're embarrassing! Tom's front is over here!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tuck Shop

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Snake Dress-Up

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Do these come in blue?'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Obnox.com.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'I think HE is messing with us.'