Fashion-forward Teen Gifts

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

A School Girl and Teacher.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

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