Teenage Trendsetter Gifts

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

'Teenagers!'

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Woke Jersey Shore

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'