Teenage Trendsetter Gifts

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Woke Jersey Shore

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'