Teen Trendsetter Gifts

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

Pop Culture for Teens

"Baldo, wash that phony hicky off your neck! Hickies are disgusting and tacky. I don't think any girl with any taste would think otherwise."

Obnox.com.

"I'm trying to be more mindful of what's happening on my phone."

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Bee Teenager 'you're not going out dressed like that'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

'Teenagers!'

Haircuts

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Do you like my bling?

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Woke Jersey Shore

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!