Teen Style Pioneer Gifts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Have you heard of the term, lunatic fringe?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Obnox.com.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Dragons were never out of style."

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'I think HE is messing with us.'