Teenage Style Gifts

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

City centre pub.

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

Obnox.com.

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"Give me a hug!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."