Teenage Style Gifts

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

City centre pub.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

Obnox.com.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Give me a hug!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'