Teen Fashion Gifts

"You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."

'You need an eyebrow piercing like you need a hole in the head ... wait, no ...'

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had trouble finding my camouflage pants."

'Teenagers!'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"We have the exact same taste."

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

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