Teen Fashion Pillows

"You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."

'You need an eyebrow piercing like you need a hole in the head ... wait, no ...'

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had trouble finding my camouflage pants."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"We have the exact same taste."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Obnox.com.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'Humph Punks!'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'