Fashionable Teen Pillows

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Obnox.com.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."