Youth Fashion Pillows

"It's a midriff warmer."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Don't you think you should dress your age not your, er, espadrille size?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

"We have the exact same taste."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'You need an eyebrow piercing like you need a hole in the head ... wait, no ...'

"You don't need me. This is the latest teen style: perma-wrinkle-perma-dirty clothing that requires no ironing and no washing."

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Problem. I've had a puncture.'

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.