Youth Fashion T-Shirts

"It's a midriff warmer."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Don't you think you should dress your age not your, er, espadrille size?"

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Little Princess.

"We have the exact same taste."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

'You need an eyebrow piercing like you need a hole in the head ... wait, no ...'