Young Fashionistas T-Shirts

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Children are expensive

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

We have skule clothes.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Proper little princess.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"Even if designer babies become a reality..."