Young Fashionistas Gifts

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Children are expensive

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

'Teenagers!'

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Tuck Shop

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

We have skule clothes.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Proper little princess.

Future Old People

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.