Little Fashionistas Gifts

Proper little princess.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Tuck Shop

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Besties Photo

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Nice bling!'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"I want one of those!"

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Too dressy?'

Snake Dress-Up

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Tank color choices.

'Do these come in blue?'

Do-over

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

We have skule clothes.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Designer Baby.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'