Mini Fashionistas Gifts

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Little Princess.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Tuck Shop

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Elvis Presley

'Nice bling!'

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Too dressy?'

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

We have skule clothes.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Do-over

Tank color choices.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

Designer Baby.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Future Old People