Little Fashionistas Pillows

Proper little princess.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Little Princess.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Tuck Shop

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Besties Photo

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want one of those!"

'Too dressy?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Nice bling!'

Elvis Presley

Snake Dress-Up

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Do-over

Clothes sale - everything must go!

We have skule clothes.

'Do these come in blue?'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!