Baby Fashionistas Pillows

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Nice bling!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Baby rocks!

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Maternity tattoos

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

'Too dressy?'

Elvis Presley

Yummy Mummy

Snake Dress-Up

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Do these come in blue?'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'How far along are you?'

Tank color choices.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Designer Baby.