Baby Fashionistas Pillows

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Nice bling!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Baby rocks!

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Maternity tattoos

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

'Too dressy?'

Yummy Mummy

Snake Dress-Up

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'How far along are you?'

Do-over

'Do these come in blue?'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Bathing suit.

Designer Baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'