Toddler Fashionista Pillows

A Young Athlete

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Little Princess.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Nice bling!'

Snake Dress-Up

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Do these come in blue?'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Proper little princess.

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Designer Baby.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'