Toddler Fashionista Prints

A Young Athlete

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Little Princess.

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'Nice bling!'

Elvis Presley

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Designer Baby.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

Proper little princess.