Baby Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

'Seriously? You might want to throw a bit of pink on that to help people out.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Leadership suits you

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Whoa

Keeping warm.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!