Baby Style Enthusiasts Pillows

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'The child is very illogical'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

Joined at the hipster.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Baby's first two-step.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Baby rocks!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

The Mummy's Purse...

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."