Fashionista Mums Pillows

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Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

'Baby's first two-step.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

How's the new one?

Maternity tattoos

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Three-way mirror

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

'How far along are you?'

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Meals on Heels.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

Proper little princess.

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

Designer Baby.

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'