Maternity Fashionista Pillows

Pregnant woman struggling to do up her jeans.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"Does my bump look big in this"

'How far along are you?'

Pregnant footballer's wife.

Maternity Fashion: Zika Net

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"You don't look pregnant from behind."

Maternity tattoos

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

How's the new one?

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Yummy Mummy

Elvis Presley

'Nice bling!'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

Meals on Heels.

Designer Baby.

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."