Maternity Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

'Help me buy a new shirt!"

'Baby Bump.'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

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Maternity tattoos

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Yummy Mummy

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'How far along are you?'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

The baby's really been moving round today.

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

Please take a number...

'Post-maternity wear.'

"It's done wonders for my back."

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

Everything looks so good

"Got any cravings?"