Maternity Enthusiasts Pillows

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Open other end

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Bouncing baby

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Baby on Board

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Baby Footballer

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Baby restaurant

Single parents.

Womb for Kids

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"