Maternity Lover Pillows

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

celebrating a birth.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Family.

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Twins

Baby delivery

Covid Babies

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Be A Doctor

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."