Maternity Lover Gifts

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Open other end

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Family.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Twins

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Baby delivery

Single parents.

Covid Babies

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Which one is yours?'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."