Maternity Enthusiasts Gifts

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

Bouncing baby

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Baby on Board

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Baby Footballer

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

Baby restaurant

'She's the primary caregiver!'

Single parents.

Womb for Kids

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'How far along are you?'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"