Maternity Fashion Fans Gifts

An expecting Fly wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying MAGGOT.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Sure was a lot of screaming for the happiest day of your life."

Baby on Board

Maternity tattoos

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Yummy Mummy

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'How far along are you?'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'Make love to me - I want to launch a range of baby and maternity wear.'

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

Liptops in Stock.

I Love Baldies.

'Post-maternity wear.'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

Pregnancy style expectation vs reality

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

'Baby Bump.'

"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

Pregnant footballer's wife.

'Now this time remember - we refer to the babies as 'quadruplets,' not 'the litter!''